I realise now that in my previous statement of a few minutes ago that I failed to offer a full and wholehearted apology to the Bear. To repeat: the Bear was not in any way party to any of the misdeeds I have admitted to this evening and it was quite wrong of me to have tried to make it seems as if the Bear had at some time or another tried to hack into the father's phone, pass money to members of the police, or enjoy intimate scenes of hospitality with high-up members of government.
I can also state quite clearly that the Bear does not know Mr Rupert Murdoch. And Mr Rupert Murdoch does not know the Bear.
