Saudi explanations for deaths

In an official statement released today, the Saudi regime have revealed that deaths in Yemen are caused by civilians leaping into the air and colliding with Saudi defence systems.

It's emerging that Kashoggi died from a condition known as 'Interrogation'. With this condition, no matter what is done to them, by whom or how, it's the patient's fault if they die.

And it's now emerging that so-called 'beheadings' in Saudi Arabia are caused by outbreaks of people running very fast towards an axe. The British Government sends condolences to the Saudi regime.