Friday, 25 July 2014

Merciful bombs

Thanks to our new rigorous testing procedures

some missiles and bombs have been designated as 'smart'.

All these armaments leave with a world class qualification

which show that they have reached a gold standard

level of attainment.

What happens after that is beyond our control.

It's not fully understood that Israeli shells, bullets and bombs

are more merciful than other people's shells, bullets and bombs.

Israel has selected the finest and greatest of Jewish thought

and Jewish ideas and poured them into the shells, bullets and bombs

enabling them to produce an especially spiritual and humanitarian