Monday 27 June 2016

Transcript of meeting between Cameron and the EU ministers

The French minister begins the meeting:

French Minister: Qu'est-ce que t'as fait, con?
[Literal translation: What've you done, twat?
Interpreter: A bit of a surprising result there, Prime Minister?

Cameron: Yes indeed, Boris the Bastard's f***ed it.
Interpreter: Boris est un peu compliqué, comme type. 
[Literal: Boris is a little bit complicated as a guy. ]

Minister: C'est foutu à cause de toi.
[Literal: It's screwed, thanks to you.]
Interpreter: We're going to come through this.

etc etc etc