Message from a Helpful Rich Person

"Hello poor people. 
You will become better off
by becoming poorer.
This will also involve me
becoming richer.
The people who will
make you poorer
are people who are poor
or different.
Good people are very rich.
We give you your job.
We do this because we are kind.
It also makes us very rich
but that's just a side effect
you don't need to think about."