to be distributed by a close friend of a minister of education.
It is in essence a teacher,
that's to say reams of worksheets uploaded in bright colours
on to the tablet which the 'real' teacher
will simply help the pupil switch on and off.
These 'real' teachers will in fact be Tablet Supervisors
and so will not need any training
beyond switching on and off techniques
and keeping pupils' heads pointing in the right direction
i.e. towards the brightly coloured worksheets on the tablet.
Another useful feature of the Teacher Tablet
Another useful feature of the Teacher Tablet
is that it monitors progress.
Whenever any pupil falls behind on their worksheet output,
an alarm bell will ring.
The Tablet Supervisor will then bustle over to that pupil
and ascertain as quickly as possible
why the pupil is not 'getting on'.
If there are any disciplinary problems involved
then I recommend bringing in the
Discipline Force
who should be stationed in a central position
from which they can view all classrooms
where the work on the brightly coloured Tablets
is going on.
I hope you are as excited by this as I am.
I hope you are as excited by this as I am.
It gives the power to the student
so that he or she takes control of the learning experience.
Once they have learned
how to switch the Teacher Tablet on and off,
all by themselves,
it's over to them.
