Corbyn kills flies

Today I rang the newspaper
and said, you may not remember me
but I was once someone who
helped make a very difficult decision
for this great country
I voted for war
and I was also someone who
though I didn't support Jeremy Corbyn
was prepared to give him a chance
and I did give him chance
but I'm ringing you up to say
that I'm not giving him a chance
any more.


And do you know
they were fascinated by my story.
they loved that.
they interviewed me
they asked me if I knew
any stuff about Corbyn killing flies
they said that they had this whole thing
about how he kills flies
how he says he's for peace and all that
but actually he's ruthless with flies
he sees a fly
and wham! he kills it.
Could I confirm.

I said that I had seen him kill a fly.

Next thing
the TV were round
and this whole fly-killing thing
has got really big.
And I've been in and out of TV studios
all day
talking about flies, Corbyn,
and his streak of ruthlessness.
I made that up:
Corbyn and his streak of ruthlessness.
I said
If he's prepared to do that with a fly
just think what he'd do if he was in power.

Today I rang the newspaper
and said, you may not remember me
but I was once someone who
helped make a very difficult decision
for this great country
I voted for war.